March 2012
6 posts
me in 5th grade: have you ever seen the movie "gays say no"
other person: no
me: hahaHAHahHaAAHA
February 2012
328 posts
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
kirabagels:
